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99% coffee 1% Regret Unisex T-Shirt

99% coffee 1% Regret Unisex T-Shirt

Regular price $21.00 USD
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This T-shirt isn’t just for coffee drinkers — it’s for the bold, the jittery, and the barely-holding-it-together caffeine junkies who think sleep is a conspiracy. Whether you're on your third cup or threatening coworkers before your first, this shirt sends a clear message: keep your decaf nonsense away. Made for those who spell “personality” with espresso shots and consider coffee a personality trait. Soft, comfy, and just aggressive enough to wear to Monday meetings.

Warning: May cause baristas to take you very seriously.

You've now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It's made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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