No Risk No Prison T-Shirt

Tired of all those safe life choices keeping you out of trouble? Throw on this “No Risk, No Prison” tee and remind the world that playing it safe never got anyone a mugshot—or a good story. It's perfect for that friend who thinks jaywalking is a felony or treats Monopoly like organized crime. Bold, witty, and just the right amount of questionable decision-making energy.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may result in spontaneous side-eyes, mock interrogations, and being asked, “Wait… should I be worried?”
The modern classic fit combined with moisture-management fabric will make sure you look your best during any activity. No sweat stains or ill-fitting fabric! Meet the shirt:

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz./yd.² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Rib collar in classic width
• Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
• Tear-away label for 0 chafing

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